Who says you need a date this Valentine’s Day? The best date you could have is your cat!
No, seriously! Here’s why:
1. They’re Soft
Sure, boyfriends can grow beards. But those are scratchy. Cats are much softer and less apt to complain about hands on their face.
2. You Don’t Have To Share Your Chocolate
No need to grudgingly offer a spoon of Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked to the significant other. You can eat the whole carton by yourself (without another person there to judge you). And your cat won’t say one word.
3. They Won’t Get Jealous
They won’t mind if you want to go out with your friends on Valentine’s Day. In fact, they’ll probably enjoy the chance to catch up on their kitty beauty sleep.
4. There’s No Awkward Moment
At the end of the night, you won’t have to decide who pays the bill. Um, but don’t bring your cat to a restaurant… that could get really awkward, really fast.
5. You Can Stay In
In fact, you don’t have to go out at all. Cats are more than fine staying at home and watching movies all night.
6. No Dressing Up
They don’t care what you look like. Sure, every well-meaning boyfriend tells us we look better in “sweat pants, chillin’ with no makeup on” (or maybe that’s just Drake), but cats? They really don’t care.
7. Tons Of Cuddles
They are always there to cuddle at the end of the day and offer a supportive purr to all of your troubles.
So… what’s not to love? Cuddle up to your cat this Valentine’s Day. They are much better dates.
Dogs will suffice too!